FRASES CHISTOSAS

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)
There's always something to learn or try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning.
For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish (leanlo en ingles).

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar= I'm gonna have dinner
2. N L C John= en el sillon= on the couch
3. Be a hope and son= viejo panzon= fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago= Juancito se cago= Little John is a chickenshit.
5. S toy tree stone= estoy triston= I'm kind of sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss= los trapitos= the little rags
7. Desk can saw= descanso= (you) rest.
8. As say toon as= aceitunas= olives
9. The head the star mall less stan dough= deje de estar molestando= stop bugging me.
10. See eye= si hay= yes we have
11. T n s free o?= tienes frio?= are you cold?

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